SPROCKET:
I heard it stated that the show is for kids
But the township of Ponyville's been infected with madness.
From pony to pony to pony it's all the same
I'm telling you
They're all out of their brain.
Take Fluttershy whose prevelant element is to be kind.
Underneath her wavy mane
She's containing a pained mind
Then she trains the pain to bottle all up inside
Until she goes insane and triggers off like a landmine.
A timebomb!
My rhymes are filling the page
And there ain't enough room to document all the flutterrage.
Nopony's gonna help you if you step to her friends
Whether dragon or cockatrice you'll meet similar ends
But friends ain't even safe when Mr. Hyde is in town
Only schmeckles step to Jeckyll,
Fluttershy cuts `em all down.
Bitter at the critters in the garden above me,
Even if they get the jitters,
"You are going to love me."

Damn.  
If I was a garden creature all I could say would be "Yes, Ma'am"
There ain't no protection from the punch of her fury
And without affection she becomes the judge and the jury
Now there ain't no way an animal can hide or can run
'Cause she'll rage right in the court before the Queen of the Sun!
Fluttershy don't give a buck.
The fact that she don't room with Screw Loose is a matter of luck
But they had better act soon or y'all be coming up dead
Prey don't stay that way what's it's tasted the predatorial lifestyle that be driving her up out of her head
An institutional solution gives her much needed street cred'.
It seems theatrical but psychiatrical meds -
An intervention thus preventing her from splashing the walls red.
For your own safety please don't ignore what I said
If nothing else believe me just stay out of her shed!

CHORUS
Twilight says "All the ponies in this town are crazy."
Twilight Sparkle may be right.
Twilight says "All the ponies in this town are crazy."
-Crazy?
-Crazy
-Crazy
Twilight Sparkle...
Likes books.


MC FLOWNY:
The Party Planner, with an eidetic mind
Remembers every single birthday, each and every time.
And everytime, can tell you what the days are remaining.
And when your number's coming up, she's the first in line waiting.
The Pink Bodied Equestrian got Balloons on ther side.
The Cotton Candy mane, with the wide CERULEAN eyes.
All the sweetest cakes and desserts got nowhere to hide.
Find your yourself without a babysitter?  Call Pinkie pie.
The Laugh Element, Master of Smiles - Chuckle Development.
Fourth wall breaking, and making physics irrelevent.
The way i'm tellin it, ain't no reason you shouldn't meet her...
But, you break a Pinkie Promise? And honestly? Couldn't beat her.
Try to run, make an excuse, or vanish into vapor
Cause the promise that you broke makes it certain you can't escape her.
But the madness she possesses goes deeper than broken promises
The depths we'll have to go will be darker and far beyond the mysts
What I speak of's the one they call Pinkamena.
Gray tint, straight hair, just pray you never meet her.
Meaner than the most deviant beings you've ever seen.
Pinkamena is the Nightmare if Pinkie Pie is the Dream.
Don't accept an invitation, and flatly lie in her face.
Watch her face drain of color, her eyes stare into space.
And you find as friend, you have suddenly been replaced.
By a bag of flour, or some rocks stacked in a vase.
That is just a taste, to the terror that she can make.
Have you ever read the fan-based fiction called Cupcakes?
Yeah.
Demented twisted and bent, vindictive misfit and spent
her time dismembering Dash into ingredients.
Immediate evacuation of the facility
When Pinkamena Diane Pie is in the building.
And I got a feeling after the babysitting she'd been through.
Pumpkin and Pound Baby Cakes is on the Menu.


CHORUS


SPROCKET:
Twilight, you ain't exactly one who should talk
You could lose your marbles over blackboard and chalk
Your ambitions are fine till they come crumbling down
Then in sedition you rise against the good of the whole town
We all admire your scholastical strengths - fantastical lengths you take refining practical brains
But you know how you can tell that you been missing the point?
When you unleash more chaos than when Discord ran the joint!
Even Derpy set to bring on the pain
And rain down the wrath of agression unrestrained
Over a doll - now that's what I call insane
Although I must admit I really really like her mane.
It's tragic, the element of magic is crackin'
Town's manic, load up the paddywagon.
From Manehattan the toughest streets in the world
And there ain't nothing scarier than hearing "Hello Girls"

MC FLOWNY: That wasn't scary, Twilight's under mad stress.

SPROCKET: Well, your cupcake story was a Fictional Fan Press.

MC FLOWNY: And what, Fluttershy's shed is something Hasbro thought up?

SPROCKET: Well, um..sorta. Not exactly, You see...shut up!
Alright, so the ponies ain't as mad as they seem

MC FLOWNY: And that's because they always dream of being nobler beings.
What holds you together as your world is falling apart?

SPROCKET: The magic of friendship living up in your heart.

MC FLOWNY: So even though they get a little crazy up in a bind.

SPROCKET: Their friendship magically untangles it every time.

MC FLOWNY: So in otherwords, anyone can lose it just a little.

SPROCKET: As long as they have friends, it pull's em back in the middle.

MC FLOWNY: It'll be a mess if Ponies had to do it all alone.

SPROCKET: Which is the moral of these stories to Bronies out on their own.
Just remember we're together when facing all of these menaces.

SPROCKET & FLOWNY: 'Cause friends help friends FINISH UP each others' SENTENCES."


CHORUS/FINALE
The cure to insanity doesn't require a prescription
'Cause the cure to insanity is friendship.
Word!
Scientists suspect that friendship is made out of magic.