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BONUS TRACK: Best Princess (Rap Battle)

from Snacks, Hugs, and Rock n' Roll by Sprocket

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Celestia and Luna duke it out with their dope rhymes.

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CELESTIA:
I'd say I wanna be ya
But ain't nopony ever gonna see ya
I be up here
You whinin' and pinin' up in the rear.
You ain't exciting,
GIrl, you're never shown.
Who you think the ponies be writin'
In every episode?

They call me a troll
Call me a creep
But everythin' that you do
Puts all the ponies to sleep.

This rap is pointless,
Our rhymes don't put shit to the test.
You done said it yourself,
"Equestria always loved you best!"

I be runnin' this shit,
I knocked you outta da box.
What's Luna famous for? Wearing socks?
Bitch be runnin' in tears from every one of my mocks
Banish yo' ass for years so you can bring me some moon rocks.

I'm Best Princess




LUNA:
Yo yo I'm comin' up mean,
Straight outta my Moon Hell
Take a look at my color scheme
Not a drop of pastel
My rap'll kick your perineum
I'll make yo' bitch ass mine
Cause I had a whole millenium
To practice my dope rhymes.

I'm spittin' gangsta hate,
You just jokin' and ventin'
New Lunar Republic, bitch!
Representin'
The time has come the statues gonna crumble and fall
And now it's Luna's turn to step on up and be tall.

You couldn't ever conquer me
With your whole armory
You never beat me without elementals of harmony
I'm riding it high on the fan art scene
You get treated like a princess but to them, I'm a queen.

Don't have to stoop so low
To make the point that you stink
Cause even Hasbro come to know
That I ain't never been pink.

I'm Best Princess.

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from Snacks, Hugs, and Rock n' Roll, track released December 14, 2013

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