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This song represents the sum of my philosophy.
lyrics
Unicorns like rainbows
And bright blue sunny skies
Unicorns like tacos
And marshmallow pies
They want a world that's safe for children
To run and play outside.
There's just one thing
That they can't abide.
Nazis! Stomp them till they die!
Nazis! Stab them in the eye!
Unicorns'll murder all the Nazis that they see.
They do it all for you and for me.
Now I know what you're thinking.
That's a bit extreme,
But so's the looming shadow
Of a fascist regime.
You give `em just one Nazi inch,
They'll take a Nazi mile,
So let's all sing a song that makes us smile.
Nazis! Stomp them till they die!
Nazis! Stab them in the eye!
It's rare for unicorns to meddle in affairs of man,
But they murder Nazis `cause they should, `cause they can.
[Killing Nazi noises]
It's a well kept secret
That in 1945,
The allies kicked down Hitler's bunker,
Found him alive.
They deployed the secret unicorns
That Roosevelt devised.
They bit his stupid mustache
And had him crudely circumcised.
Nazis! Stomp them till they die!
Nazis! Stab them in the eye!
Unicorns'll murder all the Nazis that they see.
They do it all for you and for me.
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released February 21, 2020
Music and Lyrics by Sprocket Doggingsworth.
Copyright 2020.